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Twilight: I Join Nau? by ~katima:iconkatima:


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This should have been named 'Twilight: The worst book I have ever read.' But it wouldn't fit. :||
For those of you above a fifth grade reading level with some intelligence. Don't read it. Save yourself the money and walk away. :|

Here is the main vampire in the book trying to impress Kellan. To say the least... It's not working.

And yes... Edward does SPARKLE. :|| Because he's perfect in every way. NO FLAWS WHAT SO EVAR! :O

Kellan (c) Koala-chan ~timburtonisgod
Edward (c) [The writer who should have never been published] Stephenie Meyer.

*EDIT* There is now a part two made of inside jokes and win: [link]

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~Dropstix:iconDropstix: May 12, 2008, 11:56:11 PM
i like the book
but i still think this is brilliant
kudo's to you

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To write you have to risk making a fool of yourself - Anne Rice
~timburtonisgod:icontimburtonisgod: May 13, 2008, 8:27:28 AM
LOL
omg XD omg omg omg this is fuckin' amazing *dies laughing*
HAHAHA
:rofl:
draw a sequal! i wanna see kellan goin' all badass on 'im! with the whole "you are a disgrace to vampire-kind! I shall kill you! *kills edward*"

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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -Scott Adams
~timburtonisgod:icontimburtonisgod: May 13, 2008, 8:27:59 AM
btw, i can't get over kellan's expression x.x it's so perfect XD

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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -Scott Adams
~katima:iconkatima: May 13, 2008, 5:38:49 PM
xD I'm so happy you liked this xD While I was reading this was all I could see xD lol. And Yes. A Sequel shall come xD <3
~GhostCamelion:iconGhostCamelion: May 13, 2008, 6:22:38 PM
Oh hallelujah and thank you. Couldn't have said it better myself!

Gah, everyone I know is OBSESSIVE with that book, and I can't stomach the thing!

And WTF Sparkleboy.
~timburtonisgod:icontimburtonisgod: May 13, 2008, 7:08:56 PM
woot! *waits on the edge of my seat*

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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -Scott Adams
*catsVSsnakes:iconcatsVSsnakes: May 13, 2008, 7:14:39 PM
oh, poor Kellan...


Kudos to your capture of this idiot's...idiocy...

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i :heart: tetris.


An entire clusterfuck.
And that's not a candy bar, I'll tell you that right now.
Milk chocolately clusterfucks don't exist.
Full of peanuts and fuck! Nougat-ey fuck!
=hotaru-sama666:iconhotaru-sama666: May 13, 2008, 7:14:57 PM
You could have tried "Twilight: Worst Book Ever". Evne thought I haven't read the book. I'll take your word for it in regards to the badness. This is still pretty funny though. =P

I have a character that sparkles, but he only does it when he gets giddy around his boyfriend. :o

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"Du kannst, Du willst und wirst nie vergeben
und Du verteufelst sein ganzes Leben
treibst in den Wahnsinn von
maßlosem Zorn, Vernichtung und Rache,
Du bist zum Hassen gebor'n!"
~wolfjackle:iconwolfjackle: May 13, 2008, 7:26:31 PM Mood: Lmao
hahahahahahahahahahaha I LOVE YOU! THANKS FOR THIS LAUGH! I love it!

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Um... you were talking?

'K, now that thats over with... *goes back to staring out into space*