This should have been named 'Twilight: The worst book I have ever read.' But it wouldn't fit. | For those of you above a fifth grade reading level with some intelligence. Don't read it. Save yourself the money and walk away.
Here is the main vampire in the book trying to impress Kellan. To say the least... It's not working.
And yes... Edward does SPARKLE. | Because he's perfect in every way. NO FLAWS WHAT SO EVAR!
Kellan (c) Koala-chan ~timburtonisgod Edward (c) [The writer who should have never been published] Stephenie Meyer.
*EDIT* There is now a part two made of inside jokes and win: [link]
LOL omg XD omg omg omg this is fuckin' amazing *dies laughing* HAHAHA draw a sequal! i wanna see kellan goin' all badass on 'im! with the whole "you are a disgrace to vampire-kind! I shall kill you! *kills edward*"
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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -Scott Adams
An entire clusterfuck. And that's not a candy bar, I'll tell you that right now. Milk chocolately clusterfucks don't exist. Full of peanuts and fuck! Nougat-ey fuck!
You could have tried "Twilight: Worst Book Ever". Evne thought I haven't read the book. I'll take your word for it in regards to the badness. This is still pretty funny though.
I have a character that sparkles, but he only does it when he gets giddy around his boyfriend.
-- "Du kannst, Du willst und wirst nie vergeben und Du verteufelst sein ganzes Leben treibst in den Wahnsinn von maßlosem Zorn, Vernichtung und Rache, Du bist zum Hassen gebor'n!"
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but i still think this is brilliant
kudo's to you
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To write you have to risk making a fool of yourself - Anne Rice
omg XD omg omg omg this is fuckin' amazing *dies laughing*
HAHAHA
draw a sequal! i wanna see kellan goin' all badass on 'im! with the whole "you are a disgrace to vampire-kind! I shall kill you! *kills edward*"
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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -Scott Adams
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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -Scott Adams
Gah, everyone I know is OBSESSIVE with that book, and I can't stomach the thing!
And WTF Sparkleboy.
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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -Scott Adams
Kudos to your capture of this idiot's...idiocy...
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An entire clusterfuck.
And that's not a candy bar, I'll tell you that right now.
Milk chocolately clusterfucks don't exist.
Full of peanuts and fuck! Nougat-ey fuck!
I have a character that sparkles, but he only does it when he gets giddy around his boyfriend.
--
"Du kannst, Du willst und wirst nie vergeben
und Du verteufelst sein ganzes Leben
treibst in den Wahnsinn von
maßlosem Zorn, Vernichtung und Rache,
Du bist zum Hassen gebor'n!"
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Um... you were talking?
'K, now that thats over with... *goes back to staring out into space*
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